gay phone bitch
a gay man of whatever age, personality, and description, who subscribes to a telephone service the purpose of which is to encourage “live hook-ups,” but who, when responding to those interested in getting together, wants nothing more than phone s-x.
“hey, man. thanks for getting back to me. just kicking back naked in my bed jackin’ it. i am from nyc, but i’m vacationing with my relatives in philly, and i am so hard, babe, let’s bang it out hard and dirty over the phone. i wanna be your gay phone b-tch.”
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