gay waiting room
a term that has gained currency in new zealand and australian slang to describe a male who self-identifies as “bis-xual” but is in reality using this label to avoid admitting that he is in fact completely gay.
such a person will often be in denial as to their true s-xual orientation and may attempt to maintain relations with females while soliciting covert same-s-x relations, often anonymous in nature or downlow.
a man in the gay waiting room will likely leave emotional collateral damage on both sides of the gender divide in his bid to p-ss himself off as bis-xual.
see that guy over there at the bar, he claims he’s bis-xual but you can so tell that he’s just in the gay waiting room.
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