gaybe

what your s-xual orientation officially is when you’re not sure whether or not you’re gay.
gay + maybe = gaybe
“wait a minute! you’re a f-dg- p-ck-r aren’t you?”
“gaybe.”
a gay baby.
why you cryin? you’re such a gaybe
a fake athlete, trader, and last but not least male. likes to lie, impersonate, dress up like brigitte bardot .partic-p-tes daily in delusional thoughts of grandeur without merit. normally found near the school yard playing grab -ss with his life mate soutwoman.
gaybe married stoutwoman to simplify the tax return. uncle sam was the witness.
someone who is thought to be gay, that everyone has their suspicions about, but hasnt come out yet so no one really knows
“dude, ronnie is such a gaybe.”
“i know! the only videos he has on his ipod are about trannys and gays!”
when two gay lovers adopt a baby.
gay + baby = gayby

-or, can be used to offend someone (see below)
gay 1: hunny, lets adopt children.

gay 2: but what about the dogs?

gay 1: so what about the dogs? i really want a gayby!
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child 1: your dads are gay, right?

gaybe: yeah…

child 2: ew! gayby!!! -points-
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woman: you can’t adopt a child!

gay 1: why not lady?

woman: because that’ll make your adopted child a gayby!
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-girl 1: ugh! your baby brother is so annoying! why wont he shutup?

girl 2: i know… he’s such a gayby.
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-boy 1: dude, you still play with lego?

boy 2 : yeah, it’s awesome!

boy 1: you’re such a gayby!
someone who was not born a h-m-s-xual but chooses to be one. a wannabe gay. a gaybe
“yesterday i was mackin’ wit joey, today i be wit cindy.”

“oh ok, you a gaybe.”
a mexican man whos named gabe and eats p-n-s for dinner. he enjoys -n-l s-x and hotdogs from jakes and not to mention large bowls of steaming man chowder.
why is travis being gaybe???

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