Gayja Vu

gayja vu occurs when one realizes that not only are they in fact h-m-s-xual, but they may have acted in a h-m-s-xual way or perhaps have been a h-m-s-xual their entire life, giving that person an eerie sense of h-m-s-xual familiarity.

if we -ssume that the experience is actually of a remembered event, then gayja vu probably occurs because an original h-m-s-xual experience was neither fully attended to nor elaborately encoded in memory. if so, then it would seem most likely that the present situation triggers the recollection of a fragment from one’s h-m-s-xual past. the experience may seem uncanny if the memory is so fragmented that no strong connections can be made between the fragment and other memories.

thus, the feeling that one has been gay before is often due to the fact that one has, in fact, been gay before. one has simply forgotten most of the original h-m-s-xual experience because one was not paying close attention the first time. the original h-m-s-xual experience may even have occurred only seconds or minutes earlier.

on the other hand, the gayja vu experience may be due to having seen h-m-erotic pictures or heard vivid h-m-erotic stories many years earlier. the experience may be part of the dim recollections of a h-m-s-xual childhood.
deion watched his head coach kiss and caress his tender calves and thighs with an eerie yet distinct sense of gayja vu, as he realized that he had been enjoying similar situations throughout his entire life in school locker rooms.
someone recollecting a gay s-xual activity.
‘hmm, i remember experiencing this gay s-xual activity before, gay ja vu.’
the learning of one coming out, usually a celebrity, that was already -ssumed by many to be gay
1: did you hear that lance b-ss is into men?
2: duh! this is total gay ja vu!
having premonitions of your friends doing dumb,r-t-rded, and/or h-m-s-xual things – and then actually seeing your friends do them.
person 1 – should we stop him?
person 2 – whoa! gay ja vu! this is going to be good..
person 1 – you’re right, that was hilarious!
person 2 – yeah, but where are we going to get bail money?!..he’s screwed.
thinking of gay sh-t before it happens
i had a feeling my sister was going to ask me to the jonas brothers concert

i had gayjavu
when recalling a time that you were gay
gayjavu is when you remember making out with your friend when you were drunk
gayjavu is when you remember that night you spent in bizzaro world and made love to that guy
gayjavu is when you remember that time you stuck a hot dog up your b-m for 5 buck
somewhat like deja vu except the event that you have previously seen is a very awkward moment.
guy hooks up with girl, says he’ll call her, but doesn’t and knows he’s going to see her again and it’ll be awkward.
gayja vu.