Gayman

a sporting event similar to marco polo played inside a pool in which one partic-p-nt is “it” while the others swim away trying to avoid becoming “it”. the main difference between marco polo and gayman is that in gayman the player who is “it” must reach inside the other players swimming trunks and grab the others p-n-s in order to win. gayman can only be played by males and is not truly gayman if any females partic-p-te.

there are also several other varieties, styles, and “house rules” versions of gayman including hot tub gayman, shower gayman, and gayman: sh-r- edition. in gayman: sh-r- edition one man stands in ankle deep ocean water with his swimming trunks around his ankles while the other partic-p-nts body surf in waves with their eyes closed and arms extended reaching for the other player’s p-n-s.
i enjoy playing a nice round of gayman on those hot summer days in order to cool off and “blow” off some steam. (literally)

kavan is the current gayman heavyweight champion of the world.
miller and shawn are the current gayman tag team champions of the world.
males who are h-m-s-xual. exclaimed for the humourous, bold effect.
gay men!
the word for a group of gay-men in reference to a group greater than 20, but not an orgy.

also in reference to a navy ship where 51% or more of the shipmates are gay.
hey, do you know that gaymen clup that always watches movies at midnight?
a person or thing showing traits (often negatively) of a h-m-s-xual man.
1. that freshman is such a gayman…
2. i can’t beleive you made out with that gayman!
a man who is s-xually, romantically and emotionally attracted to another man.

generally speaking, gay men usually take good care of themselves and they seem to groom themselves better than straight guys (brand clothes, perfumes, hitting the gym, etc – but mostly the latter). a gay guy is usually more ‘prettier’ looking than a straight guy. however, of course, there are still many gay man that don’t fit the stereotype of being well groomed, pretty and fit.

most gay men are far from feminine and are usually regular looking and acting males – that ordinary looking guy having a walk near your house day by day or that video store clerk could be a gay man. it’s just that the media picks on the feminine gay men as they’re talkative and funny – so that’s why people think we all look & act like that.

gay men are stereotyped to have -n-l s-x. a lot of them don’t have -n-l s-x — manyfrot, others do a handjob and some would do oral s-x. there are so many ways a guy guy can do it. a fact about gay men is that it’s easier for them to get laid than straight guys, which is true.

gay men seem to be more pickier and shallower when choosing their s-xual partner. they have high standards when it comes to their romantic partner. gay men also tend to be very compet-tive with other males in terms of looks and body image. they can get envious of a guy who looks better than them, even though at the same time they’re attracted to him. but then again, this is a stereotype.
people who identify as a gay man:

wentworth miller, ricky martin, ian mckellen, neil patrick harris, matt bomer, andy cohen, sean maher, luke evans, anderson cooper and matt dallas.
plural of gay man. in early 21st century usa usually refers to men who are same-s-x in s-xual orientation and (generally) out of the closet; that is, self-identified as “gay.” gay men may live in partnership, or may be single. “gay men” as a term is generally preferred by the relevant group over the more clnical “h-m-s-xual” or slur words.

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‘oscar, do you really think all gay men march in lockstep? go ask a lot of them their opinions about the president. or read the advocate.’
elton john
you suck more d-ck than elton john!