Gaze dodge
the act of avoiding looking directly at somebody repulsive. the repulsion may be caused by ugliness, ufo’s (unidentified facial objects) or small deformities such as birth marks. the common side affect of gaze dodging is guilt, an act to be used sensibly. gaze dodging is predominantly used when at supermarket checkouts.
“man, she was so ugly i had to gaze dodge her”
“we all do sometimes, bro”
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