gazump


also gesumph or gesumpf, said to have come into the british property business from the second-hand car trade in the 1970s. originally means to swindle, cheat or steal, now means to outbid (peculiar to the english and welsh housing market). ultimately derived from a german word meaning to put into a swamp or, in the modern idiom, to dump in the sh-t. first recorded in english in 1928
the b-st-rds gazumped me
1) to be ripped off by a greedy real estate agent. usually when the price for
real estate or land is raised to a higher price than was verbally agreed on before.

2) the sound made by two hippopotamuses f-cking in a swamp.
1) i got gazumped when i tried to buy that house – after we agreed on a price, they changed the contract.

2) i saw a doc-mentary about hippos gazumping each other..
to break or fight the system.
teacher: where’s your homework???
student 1: didn’t wanna do it.
student 2: gazump!

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