gearstick
the s-xual act of grasping an erect p-n-s and moving it about in a way that you would a car’s gearstick, while at the same time, imitating the sound of the gears changing.
mark was happily receiving a hearty bl-wj-b from the girl from perth but was caught off guard when she abruptly stopped and began to gearstick him. he noticed that she was particularly adept at imitating the sound of the gears shifting. perhaps, he thought, she had a p-ssion for car racing.
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