Geaven
a place near narnia where you go after you die or decide to abandon the world. people there remain inmortal and are blessed with devine perfection. only some can enter… cons: flying pandas, raining men, raining wh-r-s (unusual), inmortality, devine perfection, drugs, alcohol, and more… contras: possibility of getting raped by floggers, unknown species similar to jb, lots and lots of squirrel eagles that eat your soul, and others.
how to get there: south from heaven, take a right turn to the left of the north, then cross the flower of the dolphin that will eat flying gnomes.
-the harcore mother f-cker entered geaven. it was so beautiful but i couldnt enter because i was wearing flourescent blue pants. (all colored pants are banned from geaven)
mefis: omg! did you hear? lisa went to geaven!
nicky: oh sh-t.. im so jelaous…
mefis: ik! go kill yourself………… jk, jk
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