Gebhard Leberecht von Blücher
while the duke of wellington was fighting off napoleon from the front there was also some other guy who ambushed napoleon from the back. his name was blucher. he was an old man and didn’t really care for his life nor what happened to him and his regiment. but he knew that this fat little corsican sh-t needed to be wiped off the planet.
and blucher didn’t take no sh-t. one time in some battle i completely forgot but know the anecdotes, blucher’s horse got shot down and he fell to the ground with his dead horse on top of him. he had to wait until the bl–dy m-ssacre was over so the survivors could lift his old -ss up from his dead horse.
that’s how bad-ss he was, and let me tell ya if it weren’t for blucher, wellington probably would never have won that battle. maybe not, who knows. nevertheless they both pwned napoleon at waterloo. it was such an awesome victory that meanwhile when thomas jefferson was doing his stuff, he read the news in europe about how napoleon got owned in waterloo! and guess what, he shat in his pants.
historian #1: dude, wellington was such a camper! blücher was like totally like the main force on the battlefield, like he totally like destroyed napoleon with like an ambush. like it was sooooo cool.
historian #2: omg dude, everyone knows that wellington was like not a camper and like gebhard leberecht von blücher was only the finishing touch! like omg you don’t know sh-t!
historian #1: i refuse to listen to such bigotry! begone!
historian #2: neigh sire, the truth is here to stay!
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