Geek Cheese


cr-p that forms under your keyboard keys that takes years to cultivate. composed of hair, dead skin cells, fingernails, staples, leftover food crumbs and other unnamed cr-p.
jim: i recently bought a cheap used laptop!
bob: probably has geek cheese…
jim: -lifts up some of the keys- wtf!

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