Geek Doorbell
when your friend is coming to pick you up, instead of coming to the door, they text you to come out.
sara: when is chad coming to pick you up?
beth: he should be here any minute.
(random ringtone for text alerts)
beth: oh, that’s him now!
sara: how did you know?
beth: he texted me. you know, geek doorbell.
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