geekboat
a geeky dreamboat
that michael cera is a geekboat.
derisive term used to describe any grouping of dweebs, geeks, nerds, et al who are about to collectively engage in an activity that will only bring further embarr-ssment, humiliation and shame upon all of them. ‘boat’ is akin to the t-tanic, sailing somewhat naively along, oblivious of the impending disaster about to unfold.
friend : hey, wouldja look at all the geeks lined up outside the palladium for the taylor swift concert ?
me: good gawd, don’t they know there is no taylor swift concert tonight ? that was just a bunch of wise–sses from school who put up phony posters all over town to see what dips would be dumb enough to show up !
friend : hey, you’re right, and the door they’re lined up at isn’t the entrance, either. it’s a makeshift corridor to the construction workers porta-john on the other side !! lol
me : lol what a bunch of dopey schmucks !!
friend : what a geek boat !!
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