Geltzer-Ross
the rare geltzer-ross walrus is known usually to the northeast. however, due to their irratic and sometimes violent behavior they have at times migrated elsewhere. the geltzer-ross is large in size, almost orb like with a wooly mishapen head. they mat appear to be just a bag of blubber on the beach but no not approach it. it’s a vile stinky beast with a mouth that reaks of garbage and will inflict a nasty bite. due to over breeding they are usually mentally inept. use your judgement when dealing with one.
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wow…..seeing that play was like kissing a geltzer-ross…scary!
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