gelvikh
biggest -sshole you will ever meet
questionable fetishes
cheater
has a lazy eye
hates dogs wtf?
loves to sleep with underage girls
have you seen m-rs-l gelvikh?????
ya man he drives a sicckkkkkk ford focus
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