gelware


the stuff between your ears that does the same thing as hardware and software
i didn’t have my computer handy, so i did that calculation in gelware.

a slang term for “soft hardware,” digital electronic circuits that are programmed into a reconfigurable logic device such as a field-programmable gate array (fpga).
nuby: should we create a custom chip for this design?
guru: nah, too expensive.
nuby: well, then let’s just run it in software.
guru: that won’t perform fast enough.
nuby: well, what then?
guru: we do in gelware, of course!

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