Gender Uncertainty Principle
a large m-ss of gay, l, and a smaller, yet more concentrated one, c, will always cancel out the straightness of any 2 heteros-xuals, j and g, within 50 feet of the affected h-m- area.
based on evidence provided by the gender uncertainty principle, those gay dudes over there are more gay than we are straight, as proven in this formula : lc > jg.
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