Gene Simmons
blood spitting front man
of the 70’s rock band kiss,
he is known for his
6″ toungue, 7″ heeled monster,
or dragon, boots, and kinda sorta
maybe, being a little bit
of a sell out, kinda.
joe: who is gene simmons
frank: kiss frontman
arguably the worlds biggest sellout/wh-r-/-sshole.
people really need to stop watching shows with gene simmons in them
a dude with a long–ss tongue…..
carlos: dude! check out my tongue! -sticksout 6″ tongue-
peter: dude! you are such a gene simmons!!!!
when performing c-nn-l-ng-s on a girl while she is on her back, you stealthily take an extra long lick without her prior knowledge and to her surprise lick her b-tthole.
he went down on me last night and gave me a gene simmons. it felt pretty good.
see self indulging sellout.
gene simmons enjoys letting people know that he still exists by selling them condomns and pretending to be a talented musician.
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