Genji
n. (1) alternate name for the minamoto clan in the medieval j-panese history
(2) the serial pedophile, s-xist, rapist, seducer, kidnapper, politically scheming, incestous, insensitive, psychologically disturbed t-tle charactor of the great j-panese heian cl-ssic, “the tale of genji” who uses karma, elocution, guile, intimidation, and his unnaturally good looks to get into the pants of any woman (married or otherwise), girl, boy, and a very specific empress.
v. (1) to in any way resemble, through actions, stories, by use of waka, or through hauntingly otherworldly looks, genji, the t-tle character of “the tale of genji”
(2) to spend so much time in discussion about “the tale of genji, that you forget that there do exist non-s-xually predicating protagonists
(3) to sleep with the emperor’s wife (who ironically is the doer’s cousin and is a spitting image of the doer’s mother), impregnate her, and place the resulting child on the throne.
“kill the genji!” -the heike (taira clan)
“man, genji is such a sk-nk!” -hits genji hard-
“help! i’m being genjied!” screamed the rape victim.
“come for your mistress at dawn,” remarked genji smugly as the drunk utsusemi wondering at what genjiing she would be subjected to before dawn would come.
man, i genjied so much this semester . . .” -clutches head-
“d-mn! i’ve been genjiied! but then again, reizei is cute…” -kiritsubo emperor
(n) a 13 year old boy that stays at home and trys to rack up as many kills as he can get in conterstrike:cz
(n) manford
(n) thekid
(v) pulling a genji- the act of getting 3 head shot’s in a row
quit acting like such a genji
i think i’ll go genji around on the computer
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