GenPet

01. genpet™
the only bioengineered buddy. available in 7 different personality types.

02. color coding
each personality type of the genpets has been linked to its respective colour, and that color is then used as a base for each package. (read more)

03. heart monitor
each package has a built in low cost heart monitor that is fully functional, with green led lights and built in speaker. (read more)

04. fresh strip
every single package includes an easy to use “fresh gauge”. four simple blue led lights display the status of the genpet™. the display will also display if the genpet™ has been sitting on the store shelf too long, or if the package circuitry has malfunctioned in some way. (read more)

05. bio-genica iv system
while the genpets hang on the store shelves they are in a form of hibernation. each genpet™ package has a special nutrient feeding tube attached to it, supplying our specially formulated mix and keeping them healthy and asleep.
06. genpet™ restraints
restraining the pets in their packaging ensures no damage to the product, as well as allowing for optimal consumer viewing.

(-genpet™ life may vary depending on temperature and genpet ™ freshness)

“did you feed your genpet today?”

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