gentleman’s bang
the gentleman’s bang is when you have s-x the morning after with the ugly girl you brought home the night before and had s-x with, in order to make her feel pretty, special, s-xy and respected before you ask her to leave. like any good gentleman would.
chino saw an ugly girl leaving franks apartment early one morning and immediately called him to ask ” frank what’s up with letting that girl stay over your place? frank replied ” its all good chino , i had to give her a “gentleman’s bang” this morning to make her feel pretty because that’s the kind of man i am.
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