Gentleman’s Bird Bath
any gentleman standing on his tip-toes washing his tallywacker off in the sink after -n-l s-x. usually performed because the female half will not allow re-entry into her v-g-n- without a thorough scrub.
a.j. – “everything was going well until she made me take a gentleman’s bird bath mid-romp. it killed my woody wilson.”
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