Gentleman’s Challenge
the act of masturbating in a public restroom, -j-c-l-t-ng into your hand, emerging from the stall, and slapping the nearest person across the face with your j-zz hand, declaring “i challenge you to a duel!”
in the name of chivalry, i extended a gentleman’s challenge towards my urinating opponent.
a compet-tion in which multiple teams of 3 members each compete to see which team can consume a 30 pack of beer, 3 grams of marijuana and a sheet pizza first. this compet-tion is so called because after about an hour after the compet-tion has begun, all teams are so high, drunk and full of pizza that n-body cares about who wins and just end up enjoying each others’ company. as gentlemen (and gentlewomen) do.
philip: “i must say, william. the partic-p-nts of this year’s gentleman’s challenge are really in the spirit of the compet-tion.”
william: “indeed, sir. it appears no one has given a single f-ck about winning since the third blunt was rolled.”
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