geobach
geographical bachelor: someone who is married, but due to distance (e.g. family travelling on holiday), both husband and wife can act in some way like a bachelor (e.g. stay up late on a work night!)
did your family get away ok? yes, oh great, welcome to the life of a geobach – here’s the invite to the party tonight!
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