Geoff “the Rob”
a name beloning to only the greatest of men. men who don’t f-ck with tap water, they brew their own beer. watchu know about brewin’ your own beer? a name so exclusive to mankind, it is a international law that only the finest of babies be bestowed upon the name of geoff.
many would die for the opportunity to meet a geoff
mere mortal: uhhh…this is all wrapped in mitochondria right
geoff “the rob”: i have descended down from mount olympus to personally tell you that nothing is wrapped in mitochondia
everyone else: it is a miracle…its a god on earth
geoff “the rob”: i am afraid not, for i am just….a geoff
everyone else: ohhhh….ahhhhhh
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