geographical
relocating in the hopes of solving or avoiding a life problem. running away from something. very commonly employed by active alcoholics who (falsely) believe that moving will solve their drinking problem.
“man, i can’t stand my pathetic life. i’m going to move to chicago.”
“dude, are you sure you’re not just doing a geographical? will moving really solve your problems or will you just recreate your pathetic life in a new city?”
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