geotard
noun. a person who is incapable of figuring out how to get from point a to b without instructions like “turn at the pretty blue house”. a person who does not know which direction is north. a person who points in the wrong direction when they are talking about a place. combination of “geography” and “r-t-rd”. a person, who when you tell them something is on the “southeast corner”, they respond with “english please”. a person who thinks you are a genius because you know highway directions because of their number.
david is such a geotard, he lives in florida, but refers to everything in the rest of the us as “down there”.
if i have to tell her how to get there one more time, i’m going to kick her in her geotard -ss!
a geotard is someone who is severely geographically challenged.
“dude, i just got back from vacation in colorado..it was f-cking dope!”
“how’d you get back so fast? isn’t colorado by vermont?”
“dude, you’re a f-cking geotard!”
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