GeoWanking
the process of missing interesting tourist attractions and fond memories, because your eyes are glued to a smartphone treasurehunt ap called geocache, to sign your name on a piece of paper along with random strangers who also wasted a good vacation. extra points for avoiding conversation, and learning absolutely nothing about your surroundings.
person a: what did you think of the leaning tower of pisa?
person b: i don’t know, i was too busy geow-nking on my phone, looking for a note someone with hepat-tis probably wrote on, near the leaning tower of pisa.
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