Geraldine

an amazing woman, as bright and colourful as a luminous rainbow. she has sparkling, dancing eyes, luscious long locks and a smile that will light up your world (though perhaps that’s just the whitening toothpaste!).
in its ancient teutonic form, geraldine literally means ”good with a spear” and although there have been some “interesting” modern interpretations of this, on the (non parental controls) internet, – i think you can safely -ssume you are going to want this fair warrior, on your side.

a geraldine sees the value of people in their character ; she’s looking for a rare earth element to “bond” with, and though 007 is not her type, she’s happy for another member of the intelligence services to take her in for questioning!
although this girl likes a jaf (just a friend), she’s looking to develop things, collect more data with her dater!

a geraldine will be your guardian angel and your angel delight, she’s an angel twice over! and on the days when she gives her halo a rest, – well, i’ll just leave that to your imagination….(steady!).
when she’s around someone special, a geraldine can be surprisingly shy and reserved. so if you think you’re going to have to reserve this girl pretty quickly, – you’d be right!
gent: dear man, a bottle of your finest reserve!
waiter: aah, that would be a geraldine, – reserved just for you!
a very smart, sweet girl with lots of things on her mind. she may seem distracted a lot and that’s because she is most of the time. very creative and sometimes shy. she always has to have music on, silence is her only weakness. she doesn’t think she’s attractive but in reality she’s the most gorgeous thing you’ll ever meet. often sp-ces out when near windows. always contemplating something. sugar junkie. easy to get along with. everyone loves her. stands up for her friends and would never hurt anyone intentionally. cares too much. good judge of character. not easily influenced. has soo much planned for her. remember her, she’ll be widely known soon. if you fall in love with a geraldine don’t ever let her go. she likes playfighting. looks like the most innocent person alive but can be the s-xiest, kinky little thing if you get her to that stage. likes being pushed to do better. always looking after those around her.
guy 1: omg, im sooo in love with this girl she’s perfect.

guy 2: ahh you must have caught a geraldine. good job man, you’re lucky.
the most beautiful, s-xiest, saucy, smokin hot, gorgeous woman you have ever laid eyes on. also known for the nicest booty. she is more beautiful that the moon, the stars. she will be the best you have ever had in bed! the best at everything in that category! some even say her beauty can kill kind of like a ninja! she is an exotic beauty. beautiful hair and a smile that will draw you in. most likely of royal blood. a queen or a princess.
now she’s a geraldine!
a very saucy girl whose words are misunderstood due to a groggy voice from a long night of partying.
“say what? you sound like a geraldine… late night?”
the act of stuffing as many people as possible into a small sp-ce
“cait, come over right now. we’ve got lots of people at barney’s place… we’re trying to geraldine it.”
the act of performing felatio in an animalistic manner, most often involving a coldcut preferably ham, in extreme cases an actual animal is involved.
i gotta run to the store, i’m out of ham and i need to get my geraldine on
you know memo, he loves him some geraldine
that girl last night was wild, she gave me that geraldine all night long
a small town in the south island of new zealand, known mostly for its huge drug population, heavy teen pregnancy rate, and ability to suck people in so they never leave.
hey, i’m heading out to geraldine to get baked

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