gerbil jamming
if you buy a dozen gerbils, you have to put them in the fridge. if you leave a dozen gerbils in a fridge for ten minutes then they slow down just enough for you to shave thier bodies (with shaving cream cuz you dont wanna hurt them, right?). if you shave a dozen gerbils that have been in the fridge for ten minutes, then you inject them with a generous amount of cocaine. if you have completed all of the above, you should now have 12 squealing fist sized monsters, ready to jam up your -ss…enjoy!
man, i jammed those gerbils so f-ckin hard last night they were clawing on my r-ct-m!
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