gerbil jousting
when 2 men get on their hands and knees with their -sses facing each other with each of them having a gerbil already loaded into their -ssholes and then place a single clear tube into both partic-p-nts -ssholes long enough to fit snugly into both of their -sses with enough room in between the two of them to watch the drama unfold. when ready, both contestants try to force each others gerbil into the others -sshole, to make it seem as if holding court in the days of king arthur only there are no humans with their lives at stake, instead you are witness to the grand spectacle of gerbil jousting…dressing up the gerbils in time appropriate garb is optional but it does lend a certain air of authenticity to the event. if neither person can force the other gerbil to the other side then you will be witness to the brutal act of hand-to-hand gerbil combat which does happen from time to time. let the games begin !!!
matt: my -ss is really sore. mel: well, maybe you shouldn’t have been the official site for this years gerbil jousting contest you big, sloppy f-g.
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