gerck
see also goblin.
pointy eared blonde goblin who excels at lending money, pulling ethnic minority’s and geeking at halo. has tendencies to rub other males legs when they are in close proximity.
1. wow, is that a real life gerck? i’ve only ever seen one in my online dungeons and dragons game.
2. wow, is that a real life gerck pulling an ugly black chick? i’ve only ever thought that was just rumours.
3. wow, are you rubbing my leg while beating me at halo? you’re so gerck!
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