Geriatric Traffic
when one is going well under the speed limit do to an old person driving in front of them, forcing them to be late, p-ssed off, etc
(calling on a cell)
lisa: h-llo
john: hey, its me
lisa: what’s up
john: i’m going to be late, im caught behind some major geriatric traffic on broadway avenue.
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