Gerisexual
geris-xual jerry-s-x-shoo-al noun. adj. (1) a straight female who is attracted to geri halliwell in the physical sense. (2) a gay male who is attracted to geri halliwell in the physical sense. (3) any action by geri halliwell that can be interpreted as a turn on.
(1) look at the way she’s looking at geri. she’s such a geris-xual. (2) did you hear geri’s voice in the beginning of that song? ahh! so geris-xual.
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