gerke
the mix between a dork and a geek
he looks like a gerke
when you completely non-satisfy a woman, usually resulting in premature -j-c-l-t–n. often ending with crying or embarr-ssment if not both.
in american pie. jim pulled a gerke when he climbed into bed with nadia.
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