Gerkin

used as a another name for p-n-s to rhyme with jerking.
stop jerking your gerkin.

-or-

he’s busy jerking his gerkin.
what we call pickles down under
i’m hungry for some gerkins
the commander of a great b-llsack army.
“sir gerkin! may we attack them with our pubicles, horrid smell, and acid j-zz?”

“yes you may, young private sack. do these b-lls proud.”
a male merkin. usually used to cover up something you picked up in vegas or unsightly scars from that vacuum “accident” as a teen.
hey brooke, check out my sporty new gerkin! it keeps my c-ck nice and cozy.
1. noun. (gu`rk_in) he/she that holds more money then they should have. one that st-st-st-studders multiple times especially with the letter “m”. a true owner of a landscaping business and the clean up guy on a film crew(who thinks he is a boss). one who cleans up in beer pong along with his teamate who is considered the best in the world(da). with this team comes respect and a high level of greed. a person who smokes with the cigarettes and the bats. one who lives to trim trees and f sheep. a norweigon circ-msized sailer.
i got that gerkin money

trim them trees gerkin

i get high on the reg

its fun to do bad things

i yanked it!!! i yanked the thing gerkin!!

you think you are a hot on gerkin
small, of less size or value
your weiner is gerkin.
a very, very tall and very,very thin person.
jeeze, that guy is a gerkin!