gerkin’ your gerkin
masterbaiting
ew i went into the men’s room and there was some old f-cker jerkin’ his gerkin
buffin the ruby
dude, my mom walked in on me while i was buffin the ruby!
spankin the monkey
shootin puddy at the moon!!!!
chokin the chicken
getting your pole varnished
sometimes when i get board…………..
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