German

a person from germany. not a n-z-, because it is outlawed in germany, and i’m sure no self-respecting german would want to be tarred with the same brush as h-tler.
that person is from germany. they are german.
a group that, along with blacks and puerto ricans, have the largest average p-n-s size
blacks, germans, and puerto ricans have m-ssive c-cks.
german people are so cool
they’re from germany, most of them are really hot and they are not n-z-s!!that was a long time ago and its over! so don’t call anyone who’s german a f-cking n-z-!
german are so g!
“ohh look at that german girl she’s so hot!”
germans are so f-cking cool
-rg-smic beings residing in the land of germany.
they be gorgeous and they have a very s-xy language 😉

i love germans

ich liebe deutschlanderin
1. a language whose arcane grammar can drive you crazy.

2. something of german origin; i.e., beer or cars.

3 a resident of germany; person of german descent. typically, a mellow, intelligent thinking creature, invariably polite, living in the area of land commonly known as germany, a lush, wooded land with the alps to the south, gentle, rolling hills in the center, and the north sea to the north.

the typical german is even-tempered, tolerant, respectful, practical, and somewhat skeptical and pessimistic by nature. german men are far less s-xist than american men, and are more pr-ne to marriage. germans, though, typically have small families.

a german tends to be a lover of nature, well-organized, frugal and efficient. they seldom lose their tempers- if you go to a german bar, people are usually friendly and happy, unlike an american bar, where people start fights.

germans love fast cars, motorcycles, good beer, taking lots of holidays, and walking in nature. germany is a great place for the outdoors, and people love hiking, camping and cycling.

germans are often tastelessly dressed, and german women often wear atrocious clothes. german food is ok, if you like pork. german bread, on the other hand, is excellent. it doesn’t matter, though, because german people mostly eat italian and french food.

germans make the best engineers, computer scientists, and technicians. they never go anywhere without their “handies” (cell phones), they’re mad about soccer, and they love to have a festival. they take a day off for every holiday, including all-saint’s day, may day and the -ssumption of the virgin mary (despite the fact that most germans don’t go to church often). the biggest parties are karneval and the love parade.

they typical german hates extremes and extremists of all kinds, including neo-n-z-s, who comprise a hated minority in the country. most people are moderate in their beliefs. there are lots of political parties in germany, including the green party, who helped turn germany into the biggest purveyor of solar power and electric windmills.

germans don’t neccesarily dislike any group of people; germans often visit france, england, the us, eastern europe, turkey and the mediterranean. often, though, other nations have prejudices about germans. germany is ethnically mixed, though, and lots of germans marry non-germans.
1. how do you translate the german word “unwahrscheinlichkeit”?
2. this german wheat beer- franziskaner weissbier”- is excellent.
3. look at that cute german techie guy over there.
in all realms and walks of life, that which is simultaneously feared and admired, and on occ-ssion critized and forceably restrained, but always greatly respected by the world at large.

opposite from that which is french. rarely ever feared. jealously critical of things not french, and commands so little respect from the world at large that if you gathered up all the worldwide respect the french could muster; formed it into a ball and set it on the edge of a razor blade and then magnified it a thousand times, it would look like a bb rolling around on a four-lane highway.
dude1–“say….dude2, could you make me up a list of all the significant things germans are known for?”
dude2–“uhhh…gee…how much freakin’ time have you got dude?…that’s gonna take me awhile.
dude1–“never mind…just get me a list of all the significant things the french are known for.”
dude2–“no problem dude…hand me your business card and i’ll just scribble them on the back….”
a; the eiffel tower.
b; whimpy–ss egg recipies.
dude1—“thanks dude…later…gotta run.
n. language spoken in several european countries (germany, austria, eastern switzerland, northern italy). german has a very complicated/confusing grammatical structure and tends to sound very harsh to non-german speakers. differences in local dialects can effectively hinder communications between parts of the population. words can reach amazing lenghts through more or less sensible combinations (see below).
for trekkies: similarities to klingon pr-nounciation are evident.
überschallgeschwindigkeitsflugzeug = an airplane capable of supersonic speeds

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