german baby leg
(n) a five plus pound p-n-s that, when erect, resembles a chunky baby’s leg complete with rolls. often achieved with the help of implants and injections.
elmer: “hey sh-t cletus, what you got in your pocket? ”
cletus: “bend over and i’ll show you. ”
elmer: “d-mn, how did you do that? wait, what you doing. ..get that german baby leg away from me! “
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