german breakfast
a quick efficient morning ritual involving f-cking, smoking a cigarette, and drinking coffee.
i was in a hurry and very h-rny this morning so i had to have myself a german breakfast.
the man fills the womans v-g-n- with c-m,then they both eat cereal out of it.
“me and the wife had a good old fashioned german breakfast.”
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