German Corndog
the act of p–ping into a pog case or other such penile shaped container (or inserting your member into a fecal filled r-ct-m) and placing one’s shaft inside. then pull your sh-t covered p-n-s out and there you have it. the insertion of a popscicle stick into ones urethra is optional and preferred for the authentic german experience. if you put pam on the inside of the container the sh-t slides out better. (german because of p–p in place of corn, and p-n-s in place of hotdog)
sziphi:we went totally nuts with those german corndogs last night!
vash:i know, i still have wood splinters in my urethra.
sziphi:next time i won’t bite all the way through the feces; you should have less shaft scarring that way.
vash:yeah. i’ve already lost 3 inches to date.
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