German Cupcake
when one farts into their cupped hand, contains the odor by clasping their fingers shut over the fart, and then opens their cupped hand directly under a victims nose, holding it there until they are forced to inhale your fart directly through their nostrils.
i gave my wife, susan, a german cupcake during a spell of putrid chinese-food farts. she does not look at me anymore.
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