German Jackhammer


f-cking a female/male in the -ss violently while thrusting downward in a jackhammer motion. (boxing gloves are a must need for this strategy) as doing so… you aggressively strike your opponent in the kidneys until she/he spills human waste onto your p-n-s. once you are finished you stare into your opponents eyes and scream “all hail hitler”
guy 1: bro you smell like -ss!
guy2: i just finished a b-tch off with a german jackhammer!
guy1: dude gnarly!!

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