German Parkour
first, to give context
french parkour = run efficiently over an obstacle to destination.
then,
german parkour = run into said obstacle to see if you can literally go through it to save 2.5 seconds on speed run?!
parkourie 1: david belle can speed run through dordogne france in less than 45 minutes; he’s the founder and the best!
parkourie 2: screw that german parkour is way faster! i saw a dude run through dordogne france in 4.5 minutes. i think he was on a combo of roids, lsd, and had no fear of gl-ss, brick or sharp metal edges! so you suck and shut your face.
parkourie 1: -utter silence-
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