german sausage


a very miniscule and inadequate object often mistaken for a p-n-s.

german condom brands such as fromm, masculan, billy boy, condomi & ritex are all produced in smaller sizes.

‘too big’ was the pr-nouncement of the munich magazine focus, in a recent article about german genitalia. sadly for the men implicated, the article was talking about the size of standard european condoms, not the men who wear them. in 1996, in order to promote economic & cultural exchange throughout europe, the european union decided upon a standard size of condom – 6.63 inches in length & a range of 1.7 to 2.2 inches in width, to be exact.

a study conducted by the german condom manufacturer condomi found that the standard european condom fell off of half of the german men polled. the average german p-n-s is about 3.5 to 4 millimeters (0.13 to 0.15 in.) too narrow for the standard en 600 condom, said the magazine, proving once & for all that size really does matter.” (‘germans too small for condoms?’ j a getzlaff. salon mon. 6 mar 2000. salon.com/2000/03/06/condoms_4/)
german sausage only comes in a small package.
a p-n-s of german heritage

for justen leingang love sarah
a german kid with a p-n-s has a german sausage, “who you like some german sausage?”
when a small gl-ss tube is fed through a mans p-n-s and then smashed inside the mans p-n-s for pleasure
matt: dude, how was that german sausage last night?
tom: fantastic man. i think there are still shards of gl-ss left inside my junk
when a women is being f-cked really hard by a man and before he c-ms he punches the girl really hard in the stomach and her intestines come out her but and the man licks it.
me and my girlfriend f-cked so hard last night that i german sausage

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