German Sideburns


this is performed when you take a sh-t, while clentching your b-tt cheeks together, then taking your sh-t caked -ss to each side of your partners face, working from top to bottom, being sure to coat the whole side of the face. the goal is to make a pair of sh-tty sideburns…excuse the pun. if you want to be festive, scream something in german.
we were role playing one night, as seventies disco dancers, and wanted to step it up a notch. i gave that sk-nk some german sideburns…a pair of mutton chops to be proud of. i am a regular picaso…volkswagen!!!

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