German Slushie


when a man and woman engage in -n-l s-x, then the man pulls out, sh-ts in his hand, and forces the woman to consume said sh-t after being put in a baby stroller and pushed down the hall with the man screaming the womans name in his best impression of cartman from south park.
tom gave bella a german slushie, thats why they broke up not a day later.

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