German Surfer
noun: self-induced f-ll-t–. usually whilst straddling a surfboard amid the ocean surf at sunset.
“i just gave myself a german surfer.”
“i bet that guy just gave himself a german surfer.”
man 1: “hey, i just sucked my own d-ck.”
man 2: “you mean to say you just gave yourself a german surfer?”
man 1: “indeed, it was quite satisfactory.”
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