German Tan
when a german man/woman sh-ts on their lover, then smothers it round there body.
“wtf you doin!”
“german tan baby, you know you like it”
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- twaive
(verb) any action related to jacking off and catching the s-m-n in your mouth “i was tryin to twaive but it jus kept hittin me in the eye!”
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1. one who is in the business of stealing another persons v-card 2. a food such as a wheat thin or other type of cracker that has been laced with v-g-n-l juices 1. you tw-tcracker, you had s-x with a virgin last night! 2. d-mn that tw-tcracker was nasty as sh-t
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a clock which is not located on a mobile phone or such device. usually strapped to the wrist also know as a wrist watch. also may be kept in a pocket which would be know as a pocket watch my phones dead, do you have the time?… on a conventional watch?