German Thrust Fork
in a three-some (two men, one woman), when each of the males performs -n-l s-x with each other after recently excreting. then taking a fork and scr-ping off any “poo” residue from their p-n-s’ and then both -j-c-l-t-ng onto the fork. finally, taking the fork and inserting the fork into the woman’s v-g-n- then hand feeding her the substance(s).
me and mark gave janine a german thrust fork!
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